The avengers + sassiness; part I

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stuckinabucket:

Do you remember in Thor, when he was under attack and all his friends came to help his ass out?  This is what he’s stuck doing when shit’s under attack in Avengers.  Hitting people who are technically on his side with giant hammers.  Thinking, “Why did I even bother learning anything, universe?  I could just be professional genius/pretty lady Jane Foster’s latest kind-of-shitty boyfriend right now, all drinking coffee and eating junk food and not paying rent.  All of this could be Loki’s problem.  Someone go get Loki out of that stupid box and tell him I don’t want to be king anymore.  Tell him he’s in charge of shit now.  And that I haven’t processed anyone’s tax returns yet.  And that the frost giants are suing us over that stunt he pulled.  And that dad’s pretending to be asleep again.  Tell him I said good luck with all that.”

stuckinabucket:

Do you remember in Thor, when he was under attack and all his friends came to help his ass out?  This is what he’s stuck doing when shit’s under attack in Avengers.  Hitting people who are technically on his side with giant hammers.  Thinking, “Why did I even bother learning anything, universe?  I could just be professional genius/pretty lady Jane Foster’s latest kind-of-shitty boyfriend right now, all drinking coffee and eating junk food and not paying rent.  All of this could be Loki’s problem.  Someone go get Loki out of that stupid box and tell him I don’t want to be king anymore.  Tell him he’s in charge of shit now.  And that I haven’t processed anyone’s tax returns yet.  And that the frost giants are suing us over that stunt he pulled.  And that dad’s pretending to be asleep again.  Tell him I said good luck with all that.”

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sararye:

don’t think this requires an explanation

more aus here

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dreamingofmusicaltheater:

nomalez:

The Avengers - heroic fantasy version

Artwork by theDURRRRIAN

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: insolentwitch
It has become apparent that I must make an addendum to the previous memo about not accepting candy from R&D. I knew you had needed the warning about refusing candy from mild, sweet, seemingly innocent Dr. Banner. I didn’t think you would actually have to be warned about the Hulk.
So let me be clear: DO NOT ACCEPT CANDY FROM THE HULK. No, not even if he eats some himself. Especially if he looks innocent while saying, “Hulk just want friends. Why no one want to take Hulk’s candy and be friends?” Anyone else who falls for this will be paying their own medical bills. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Health Plan doesn’t cover flagrant acts of dumbassery.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: insolentwitch

It has become apparent that I must make an addendum to the previous memo about not accepting candy from R&D. I knew you had needed the warning about refusing candy from mild, sweet, seemingly innocent Dr. Banner. I didn’t think you would actually have to be warned about the Hulk.

So let me be clear: DO NOT ACCEPT CANDY FROM THE HULK. No, not even if he eats some himself. Especially if he looks innocent while saying, “Hulk just want friends. Why no one want to take Hulk’s candy and be friends?” Anyone else who falls for this will be paying their own medical bills. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Health Plan doesn’t cover flagrant acts of dumbassery.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: notanightlight
Do NOT accept any candy from the R&D department this Halloween.  They have been having a hard time getting volunteer test subjects recently and are not above playing dirty.
Please keep this in mind, even if Dr. Banner approaches you in his mild-mannered, soft-spoken, earnestly-shy, non-threatening way.  You should know better by now, people.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: notanightlight

Do NOT accept any candy from the R&D department this Halloween.  They have been having a hard time getting volunteer test subjects recently and are not above playing dirty.

Please keep this in mind, even if Dr. Banner approaches you in his mild-mannered, soft-spoken, earnestly-shy, non-threatening way.  You should know better by now, people.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: cursormortis
All personnel are reminded that S.H.I.E.L.D. will not be held responsible for any injuries incurred at this year’s Halloween party. This goes double for anyone who feels the need to dress like Jar-Jar Binks after last year’s incident.
Agent Wilson is hereby reminded that weapons will not be allowed at the party.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: cursormortis

All personnel are reminded that S.H.I.E.L.D. will not be held responsible for any injuries incurred at this year’s Halloween party. This goes double for anyone who feels the need to dress like Jar-Jar Binks after last year’s incident.

Agent Wilson is hereby reminded that weapons will not be allowed at the party.]

therothwoman:

thecagedbirddreams:

therothwoman:

renirabbit:

moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

remember how is still almost impossible to find Black widow merch

Someone at camp was really insistent that Natasha was still over-sexualized in this movie and thus didn’t count as a good female character. I was too hungry at the time to argue the point :/

who was insisting on that and why wasnt i there to be like hell naw

I honestly can’t remember. I think it was during lunch, and they were saying it in response to whoever was wearing the Whedon’s Women t-shirt. But I did take the opportunity to sidle up to him and be like “heard you were talkin’ smack about Black Widow.”

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birggitt:

mediavengers:

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Man, this is cool!

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ghost-plot:

renner-stretch:

“That’s the guy my dad never shut up about? I’m wondering if they shouldn’t have kept him on ice.”

#I never really looked at Tony’s face after #he looks so… let down #Howard probably talked about Steve so much when Tony was growing up #on the rare ocassions tony and howard actually talked #and you know the problem with meeting an idol #they never turn out to be the person you thought they were [x]

I actually think that look (and Tony’s general attitude toward Steve) is jealousy. His dad talked about Steve all the time; the times that Howard spent with Tony was spent talking about his new toy: Captain America. Can you just imagine how much gloating would happen when Howard talked about Steve? And Tony would just listen to that. He’d just listen to his father boast about Steve. Remember, Howard risked his life to fly Steve into Germany. But Tony stayed at home or away at some school while his father was risking his life for his new favorite toy.

So yeah, Tony’s jealous in my mind. Steve took precious time with his father from him. He didn’t idolize Steve, he was jealous of him (and jealousy manifests itself in anger for Tony because he’s not too good with expressing a lot of feelings).

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big-wired:

cosplayingwhileblack:

Characters: Fem! Thor & Fem! Loki
Series: The Avengers

Absolutely BADASS costumes, people! Loki looks especially awesome there.

big-wired:

cosplayingwhileblack:

Characters: Fem! Thor & Fem! Loki

Series: The Avengers

Absolutely BADASS costumes, people! Loki looks especially awesome there.

geniusorinsanity:

aka-hawkeye:



This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.

geniusorinsanity:

aka-hawkeye:

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This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.

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thegoddamazon:

thighhighdalish:

Such little cuties!

Kofis;fai;hfsohfosdf omg

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ghost-plot:

bronzedragon:

theavengerscomics:

a summary of the avengers

But Steve never saw the 1950s…

I lol’d at Natasha’s because Clint would be doing something weird and she would know it.
(also, not a huge fan of Steve’s having the word “fuck” in it, but that’s ok)

ghost-plot:

bronzedragon:

theavengerscomics:

a summary of the avengers

But Steve never saw the 1950s…

I lol’d at Natasha’s because Clint would be doing something weird and she would know it.

(also, not a huge fan of Steve’s having the word “fuck” in it, but that’s ok)

Tags: Avengers