- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea
bucky barnes regains all his memories
he hunts down tony, jaw clenched and veins popping and everybody gets really worried until he starts screaming
WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR MOTHERFUCKER
and meanwhile phil coulson shows up all starry-eyed and is like TAKE THE KEYS SHE’S ALL YOURS
COULSON YOU’RE ALIVE?
yeah uhm hi tony put in a good word with cap?