memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: insolentwitch
It has become apparent that I must make an addendum to the previous memo about not accepting candy from R&D. I knew you had needed the warning about refusing candy from mild, sweet, seemingly innocent Dr. Banner. I didn’t think you would actually have to be warned about the Hulk.
So let me be clear: DO NOT ACCEPT CANDY FROM THE HULK. No, not even if he eats some himself. Especially if he looks innocent while saying, “Hulk just want friends. Why no one want to take Hulk’s candy and be friends?” Anyone else who falls for this will be paying their own medical bills. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Health Plan doesn’t cover flagrant acts of dumbassery.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: insolentwitch

It has become apparent that I must make an addendum to the previous memo about not accepting candy from R&D. I knew you had needed the warning about refusing candy from mild, sweet, seemingly innocent Dr. Banner. I didn’t think you would actually have to be warned about the Hulk.

So let me be clear: DO NOT ACCEPT CANDY FROM THE HULK. No, not even if he eats some himself. Especially if he looks innocent while saying, “Hulk just want friends. Why no one want to take Hulk’s candy and be friends?” Anyone else who falls for this will be paying their own medical bills. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Health Plan doesn’t cover flagrant acts of dumbassery.]

thegeekgirlwhatrules:

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brbshittoavenge:

ajacquelineofalltrades:

Yesterday, a girl who was about eight or nine came in with her aunt to look at building kits. (I work in a store that sells nothing but a very popular kind of brick based building toy, but I bet…

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biggreenandbuck-assnude:

I’m the strongest there is.

This is fucking amazing.

I had to take a momment. this has to be one oh the all-time greatest momments in the Hulk History

DAYUM

FINALLY! jesus, i’ve been waiting for this day. This is why Banner will always be stronger than the Hulk, because he can keep it inside, controlling something so big, his emotions, HIS emotions and always endure and try to do this best never to go to far and hurt people that don’t deserve it. That’s why Banner will always be my hero, not just Hulk, because there’s always going to be two halfs of them and who else to stand beside him but a good man, a strong man, with stronger morals. Thank you Marvel!

I love Bruce Banner /w\

Holy fuck I didn’t think it was possible to love Bruce Banner more than I already do. This is the greatest thing. *HOLDS HIM * YOU GO, BRUCE!

Why can I like this only one time.

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betweencases:

I love how Tony is an ‘it’

betweencases:

I love how Tony is an ‘it’

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"Black Widow has never been so clearly rattled by anything as the prospect of going up against the Hulk. As an espionage agent, her modus operandi is to manipulate her targets into underestimating her and then revealing their plans to her in their own overconfidence—a move that works well against Russian gangsters, Asgardian Norse gods, and genius billionaire playboy philanthropists alike. In actual combat, Natasha is a master of human-level martial arts and firearms. And the Hulk terrifies her because none of her tactics work on him. The Hulk can’t be manipulated or reasoned with, and worse, his actions are completely unpredictable. Guns don’t work on him, nor hand-to-hand combat without superhuman power. No wonder she’s freaked out by him even as a seasoned agent: when Natasha does confront the Hulk on the ship, her only option is to run like hell. Her eventual acceptance of Hulk/Banner as a teammate is arguably the bravest thing she does in the movie."

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