NecHocNecIllud

I'm androgyne, transexual, poly, and androphilic. Nec hoc nec illud is Latin slang for bisexual, but I use it because it translates loosely as "Neither one thing nor the other." I think this is a good description of me, even though I'm not bisexual. This tumblr is neither one thing nor another also. It's random stuff I'm randomly interested in. I don't do "reblog if you believe X" posts, as I feel they are coercive to the reader and if you read my stuff you already know what I believe.
I will generally answer non-troll asks.

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June152013

"Smaug, the Mighty Dragon"

“Paladin brings us this cautionary nursery tale for young dragons.”

(Spoilers for The Hobbit book/third movie).

Smaug Hobbit Puff the Magic Dragon Humor

December72012

“Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police,” and Other Horrible Headlines

Media Humor Headlines

December12012

I avoided this movie because I assumed (correctly) that it would be terrible, but the recap is brilliant and contains gems like “I prefer to think that the actual Elizabeth Taylor — married four times, a consummate professional, one of the first actors to ask for points on a production as part of her contract, and a woman who saved Montgomery Clift’s life when he crashed his car into a tree in front of her house and was choking on his own teeth by having the presence of mind and lack of squeamishness to reach INTO HIS THROAT AND REMOVE SAID TEETH, like a baller — would have just rolled her eyes.”

Liz & Dick Recap Humor Elizabeth Taylor Richard Burton

October182012

Electoral Precedent

US History Elections Humor

August92012

sonneillonv:

fryadvocate:

asktheghosthost:

dragonflare92:

the-alchemy-of-grief:

((And suddenly…this is my favorite picture in the world.))

Death does not like hugs.

And then there was the time the Grim Reaper chaperoned the Junior High Prom.

“TWELVE INCHES APART AT ALL TIMES! OR I’LL KILL YOU!”

Death is like, “Next year, Pestilence gets the homecoming dance. This shit is ridiculous. NEXT YEAR, YOU’LL ALL HAVE HERPES.”

Thanos, c’mon, man, you used to be cool.

(via snakewife)

Art Bones Humor

July282012

big-wired:

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: artninja-mcrockviking

The agents responsible for taking Captain Rogers to a screening of Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’, and convincing him that was how the war ended, have been identified, and have forfeited their furlough time until they provide him with a proper History textbook and debrief him.]

Once more, a winning memo.

Avengers humor Steve Rogers

July162012