Tags: Science Humor

Also from the conversation about humor:

I think humor is fundamentally subjective.  Most of the best things in life are, like love and delight.  I’m ultimately okay with that.

Tags: Humor

Tags: Books Humor

"Paladin brings us this cautionary nursery tale for young dragons."

(Spoilers for The Hobbit book/third movie).

I avoided this movie because I assumed (correctly) that it would be terrible, but the recap is brilliant and contains gems like “I prefer to think that the actual Elizabeth Taylor — married four times, a consummate professional, one of the first actors to ask for points on a production as part of her contract, and a woman who saved Montgomery Clift’s life when he crashed his car into a tree in front of her house and was choking on his own teeth by having the presence of mind and lack of squeamishness to reach INTO HIS THROAT AND REMOVE SAID TEETH, like a baller — would have just rolled her eyes.”

sonneillonv:

fryadvocate:

asktheghosthost:

dragonflare92:

the-alchemy-of-grief:

((And suddenly…this is my favorite picture in the world.))

Death does not like hugs.

And then there was the time the Grim Reaper chaperoned the Junior High Prom.
“TWELVE INCHES APART AT ALL TIMES! OR I’LL KILL YOU!”

Death is like, “Next year, Pestilence gets the homecoming dance.  This shit is ridiculous.  NEXT YEAR, YOU’LL ALL HAVE HERPES.”

Thanos, c’mon, man, you used to be cool.

sonneillonv:

fryadvocate:

asktheghosthost:

dragonflare92:

the-alchemy-of-grief:

((And suddenly…this is my favorite picture in the world.))

Death does not like hugs.

And then there was the time the Grim Reaper chaperoned the Junior High Prom.

“TWELVE INCHES APART AT ALL TIMES! OR I’LL KILL YOU!”

Death is like, “Next year, Pestilence gets the homecoming dance.  This shit is ridiculous.  NEXT YEAR, YOU’LL ALL HAVE HERPES.”

Thanos, c’mon, man, you used to be cool.

(via snakewife)

Tags: Art Bones Humor

big-wired:

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: artninja-mcrockviking
The agents responsible for taking Captain Rogers to a screening of Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’, and convincing him that was how the war ended, have been identified, and have forfeited their furlough time until they provide him with a proper History textbook and debrief him.]

Once more, a winning memo.

big-wired:

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: artninja-mcrockviking

The agents responsible for taking Captain Rogers to a screening of Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’, and convincing him that was how the war ended, have been identified, and have forfeited their furlough time until they provide him with a proper History textbook and debrief him.]

Once more, a winning memo.

wilwheaton:

Write Like the Wind (George R. R. Martin) (by geekandsundry)


Have your daily laugh-gasm here!

Tags: Humor


Have your daily laugh-gasm here!

Tags: humor

eshusplayground:

ladymalchav:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

BUT WHERE’S FURY, I NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FANS: Coulson is alive? Coulson is ALIVE!

(Source: theappleppielifestyle, via eshusplayground)

big-wired:

captaingalaga:

Patriots and billionaires duh

HAH! This was too good.

big-wired:

captaingalaga:

Patriots and billionaires duh

HAH! This was too good.